Seriously Irreverent Musings

Author: hkraushaar (Page 10 of 15)

Rhett Miller At The Troubadour

Sometimes I take big risks when it comes to urging others to go to concerts, especially ones at small venues featuring somewhat obscure artists.  This was the case Saturday night, as I dragged Pam, on her birthday weekend no less, to the Troubadour to see Rhett Miller, the lead singer of the Old 97s, play a solo acoustic show.

Pam and I have seen Rhett Miller perform before, just not as a solo act.  The Old 97s played at the El Rey a couple of years ago, and I convinced John, Kris and Pam we should see them, as I liked their music but had never seen them live.  It did not turn out well.  In fact, John and Kris left after three songs.  Pam wanted to go with them.  I was more into it, so I made her stay two more songs.  Then she and I left.  The Old 97s have been together since 1993, and their music is best described as alt-country, which encompasses roots rock, bluegrass, rockabilly, honky-tonk, outlaw country, folk, and punk rock.  The night we saw them it seemed like they had forsaken every genre but punk, pure, loud punk.  Screaming loud punk.  Jumping around the stage punk.  Any notes that were sung on key were purely accidental, or so that is how we felt.  John, Kris and Pam have given me a much deserved ration of shit about them ever since.

That show, though,  did not change my view of the Old 97s.  I still listen to them, a lot.  I like their music, maybe not all the songs, but many of them.  They have a unique style and sound that resonates with me.  To be fair, they are somewhat of an acquired taste.  Maybe I should have made John, Kris and Pam listen to more of their music before the show.  Or maybe that wouldn’t have mattered.  Either way, there was no way John, Kris or Pam would acquire a taste for the Old 97s after the show.

A couple of weeks ago, I saw that Rhett Miller was playing an acoustic show.  Being somewhat foolhardy and still hoping I could get Pam on the Old 97s bandwagon, I asked her if she wanted to go.  At the time I am pretty sure I said the lead singer of the Old 97s was playing a solo show.  Then I told her, in error, it was at the Orpheum in downtown Los Angeles.  She said, “Not interested.”  The next day I told her that I was wrong and that the show was at the Troubadour.  She was okay with that.  At least she was okay with the venue.  We bought tickets and then waited.

As the show neared, I got nervous.  There was some chance, maybe more than some chance, that Pam had no idea that we were seeing the lead singer of the Old 97s.    I had also convinced myself that the show was on her birthday, which really ratcheted up my fears.    As such, I felt compelled to let her know again exactly who Rhett Miller was.  Of course, she cried out, “You never told me that is who we are seeing!”  Needless to say, she started grumbling.  The good news was that the show was not on her birthday.  I had gotten that wrong.  Not the date of her birthday, which I always remember, just the day of the week on which her birthday fell.  I felt better after that.  As I have mentioned before, Pam is a saint.  So even after I said we could just skip the show and do something else, she said, “No.  Let’s go.”

We planned our evening to include dinner at Amici, which is diagonally across the street from the Troubadour.  As there was some chance we would not stay for the entire show, we decided to just walk in a little after the doors opened and stand during the show instead of waiting in line before the doors opened to get a seat upstairs.  So we had a leisurely dinner and then walked over to the Troubadour.  Apparently, Rhett Miller does not have a huge following in West LA because the first floor was pretty empty and there were actually a few seats remaining upstairs.

The opening act, Kate Micucci, was okay.  She was more of a comic than a singer.  She has written a slew of funny songs with quirky lyrics.  She sung them in a sweet, little girl like voice.  And, for a while, they were fun.  She also had a few of her friends assisting her with some pure comedy shtick.  In total she had about 20 minutes of funny songs and comedy bits.  It was unfortunate that she crammed those 20 minutes into a 45 minute set, resulting in me wanting her to leave the stage well before she actually did.

Rhett Miller played for about an hour and a half and did a great job.  His set contained a mixture of his solo material and Old 97s songs.  Most of the songs were about failed attempts to get together with the opposite sex or about drinking too much.  His lyrics are dark, but upbeat in a bizarre sort of way, making me want to keep listening for more, convincing myself that a positive lyric is just a few chords away, sort of like eating an almost good dessert and waiting for the taste to kick in.

When he chooses to use it, he has a great bluesy, Americana voice that sounds really good live.  At some point in many songs he would wind up his arm, strum the shit out of his guitar, and just let loose with some primal sounds, making for nice a contrast in styles.  He was really comfortable on stage, with the ability to tell engaging, funny stories in between songs.  I had a great time.

During the show, I snuck a few looks over at Pam.  I am pretty sure she knew I was looking, but she just ignored me.  From my vantage point she looked like she was enjoying it.  After the show was over, Pam admitted he was much better than she expected.  She also admitted that she would see him perform live again, just not with the rest of his band.  Maybe if I stock her iPod with lots of Old 97s songs, she might change her mind.

 

 

Tim and Faith at Staples

7/14/17

John Lygate, the English poet, penned the phrase, “You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time.”.  Despite the obviousness of this quote, people continue to test the veracity of it, and they continue to find out just how true it is, even applied to small, reasonably homogenous groups, like concert goers.

Why bring this up?  Because Pam bought us tickets to see the Soul2Soul tour with Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, each a luminary in country music in their own right.  It has been over a decade since they toured together.  We saw them in August of 2006, one month shy of 11 years ago.  At the time, I liked country music, but Pam had little or no interest in it, and she humored me by going to the show, which we were invited to by a business contact.

This time around, Pam wanted to go more than me.  I am somewhat of a Faith Hill fan.  I love listening to her sing live, as she has a tremendous voice, even though I am not a huge fan of many of her songs.  I have always tolerated Tim McGraw songs, as I find them a little too produced, synthetic and sappy for my tastes.  But turnaround is fair play, so I readily agreed to go to the show.

The show itself was fun.  The opening act, Rachel Platten, was really a bit out there for a country show.  She performed like a teeny bopper, despite the fact that she is in her mid 30s.  Her songs were a mix of pop and indie pop genres, and I am not a fan of either.  Unfortunately for me, she truly loves her bass.  I, however, do not.  I usually gripe about the bass rattling through my torso and up into my head.  For some reason, it lodged in my right shin at the show.  That did not make it any better, and I swear I had a shin splint in my right leg the next day.  Having said that, she is a good entertainer with an excellent voice.  She put on a good show and finished it with Fight Song, which is a great underdog anthem and is near and dear to Pam.  Pretty soon it was Tim and Faith time.  They came out together.  Sang songs together.  Sang songs separately.  Sang songs together.  Left the stage together, we think, because we snuck out just as the encore started.  Each song was good, but something was amiss.  Something was a little off.  Maybe it was crowd energy.  Maybe it was chemistry on stage.  Maybe it was genre conflict.

As Pam and I drove home we discussed the show.  We both liked it, but neither of us loved. it.  We weren’t sure why.  Faith just nailed it.  All her songs were delivered perfectly.  Tim sort of nailed it, sometimes sounding really pinched as he drawled out some of his less gritty material.  At times he was amazing, especially when he sang Live Like You Were Dying, a song I love.  I got the sense that he was performing more for himself than for the audience.  This came as no surprise, as I felt that way I when I saw him perform last time.  So that did not explain what was amiss.

Pam likes to listen to KKGO, the only country station on the radio in LA.  She follows their Go Girls on social media, and when we got home she began reading some of the posts.  No doubt that many people loved the show; however, many were nonplussed.  At first, Pam and I were sort of surprised about how many less than stellar comments were posted.  Most of the people who were not overwhelmed with the show complained that there was not enough Tim in it.  Very few complained that there was not enough Faith in it.  As they were playing two successive days in Staples, Pam checked out more of the Go Girls posts the next day.  She noted that the same comments were made about the second show.

One of the millennials at work went to the second show.  Her feelings about the show echoed the ones we had read.  She liked it, but did not love it.  She wanted more Tim, especially his older songs.  She was surprised, though, at how good a singer Faith Hill was.

I kept replaying the show in my head.  As I did, I realized that when Tim and Faith sing a duet, Faith’s voice, which is so strong, just overpowers Tim’s.  As a result, the show comes off as more of a Faith Hill show than a Tim McGraw show, despite the fact that Tim McGraw was, and still is, a bigger star with a bigger fan base.  This seems to account for lots of the lukewarm comments.  My suspicion is that if it was either a Tim or a Faith show, the comments would have been spectacular.  Instead, it sort of fell flat, proving just how astute John Lygate was.

Mulholland Musings

7/8/17

I love the Santa Monica Mountains.  I love the emptiness of them.  I love the look of them.  Most importantly, I love driving  on the roads that have been built to traverse them.

One of those roads is Mulholland Highway.  I have loved driving on it for over forty years, ever since my high school friend, Jon, drove me up and down it in the early 70s in his 1967 Alfa Romeo Spider.  While the road has not changed over the past forty years, the surroundings have.  Forty years ago, Mulholland Highway was in the middle of nowhere, leaving me to wonder why it was ever carved into the mountainside.  While the area is still mostly undeveloped, many, many, many houses have sprung up over the years.

Forty years ago, traffic on it was sparse.  For the most part, it is not sparse now.  On Saturday mornings, though, traffic is pretty light, and at times it seems that there are more bicycles on the road than cars, which causes its own issues.

Traffic or no traffic, bikes or no bikes, I wanted to drive Mulholland this morning.  It’s not like I haven’t been on it recently. I have, having driven some portions of it the past two Saturdays.  But today was different.  It was clear.  The sun was shining, and June gloom was long gone.

I had no plans other than going for a drive.  I wanted to experience the sheer joy of driving my 911 in the mountains.  I was not meeting anyone.  I was not 100 percent sure of my route.  I did not know where, or if, I would stop for breakfast.  I just knew I wanted to drive on Mulholland.  As it was going to be close to 100 degrees in LA, heading out or back by way of the valley was a no-no.  So with the Targa top off I headed west on the 10 and north on PCH.

It was glorious out.  Traffic was light.  The miles flew by.  All too soon I had to make a decision.  Should I eat?  Where should I eat?  Duke’s?  Kristy’s Malibu Café in Trancas?  Malibu Café in Calamigos Ranch?  Rock Store?  Home?  Nothing tugged at me or felt right, and I just kept driving north up PCH.  I passed Duke’s.  I passed Kristy’s.  The miles kept flying by.  I saw the sign for Encinal Canyon, one of my favorite roads, and turned onto it.  I knew it would merge into Mulholland after several miles, enabling me to accomplish my goal for the day.

Encinal is a magnificent road.   Very few cars travel on it.  The pavement is new and well maintained.  The turns range from long sweepers to medium radius twisties, and there are several places to pull over and take some pictures, which, of course, I did.  Encinal goes up in a hurry, though it is not a steep ascent like the one on Decker Canyon, a bit to the north.  The 911 made the climb from the coast to about 2,000 feet effortlessly.  Once it tops out, Encinal then traverses the Santa Monica Mountains before connecting with Mulholland Highway, just past the Zuma Ridge Fire Road.

I continued on Mulholland, driving past The Malibu Café at Calamigos Ranch, before teeing into Kanan Dune Road.  Arguably, this is the most dangerous intersection on Mulholland Highway.  Kanan is a major thoroughfare, going from PCH up and over the hills before connecting with the Ventura Freeway.  Cars travel along Kanan at high rates of speed, and the Mulholland/Kanan intersection is only controlled by a stop sign for the cars on Mulholland.

I took the path of least resistance at the stop sign, opting to turn right onto Kanan instead of crossing it.  I headed down Kanan towards PCH, thereby forgoing breakfast at the Rock Store, a place I had never eaten at despite passing many, many times.  After half a mile or so, I changed my mind about heading down Kanan, partially due to the tug of the Rock Store and partially because I wanted to drive Mulholland some more, running down the snake, which terminates pretty close to  the Rock Store.

I made a U-turn and headed back towards Mulholland, ran the down the snake and parked nearby the Rock Store, as I had finally made up my mind where to eat.  There were a handful of motorcycle riders hanging out, but otherwise the place was pretty empty.  As I sat there, I wondered if I should have stopped.  It was hot out, and getting hotter, and stopping for breakfast would just make it even hotter on the way home.  In the end it was worth it, as breakfast was good and it was fun to hang out there.

After I ate, I walked back towards the 911.  As I did, I couldn’t believe how hot it was, and all I could think about was its lack of air-conditioning.  Oh well.  I got in the car and continued along Mulholland until I reached Las Virgenes, also known as Malibu Canyon, where I turned right and headed back towards PCH and ultimately home.

As it was after 10 AM on a sunny day, PCH had a fair amount of traffic and other obstacles, including a combination of jaywalkers crossing indiscriminately and bicycle riders taking up a good portion of the right lane, causing many drivers to make abrupt, dangerous lane changes.  Except for my de rigueur stop to take a few pictures, I hung out in the left lane, assumed everyone else was out to get me, and enjoyed the slow drive down the coast.

Lady Amazing At The Bowl

6/3/2017

Lady Antebellum has always been an enigma to me.  I have never understood their name or their music.  I mean, I get that antebellum generally refers to pre-war years, most often the pre-civil war years, though half the time I have to force myself to remember that ante means before not after.  As I am fundamentally a literalist, meaning I abhor modern art and adore landscapes, I have always expected Lady Antebellum to be a solo female artist backed up by a supporting band, kind of like Debbie Harry in Blondie.

Lady Antebellum has a tremendous female lead singer, Hillary Scott, but they also have Charles Kelley, who sounds like a lead singer to me.  And he isn’t a lady.  But I never thought that the name related to issues between the lead singers.  Having said that, when I replayed their music in my head, Hillary was the only one singing.  So maybe she won the war.

As for their music, I have never really gotten into it.  I have always felt it was too smooth for my tastes.  Too produced.  Too poppy.  Not edgy enough.  I never downloaded any of their music.  I would never ask for it on Pandora or Spotify.  It was highly probable, that I would change the channel when I heard them on the radio.  I didn’t dislike them.  I just didn’t feel the need to listen to them.

Then Pam asked me if I wanted to see them at the Hollywood Bowl.  I said, “Sure, why not?”  So Pam got us seats.  With the inducements of tequila and doughnuts, I was able to sit thru an entire Adele show last year.  I knew enough about Lady Antebellum to know those inducements were not needed to get me to see them perform, but I really did not expect much.

I did not know many of their songs.  After Pam bought the seats, I fixed that by downloading several Lady Antebellum albums and proceeded to listen to them in the background as I worked on my computer.  After several weekends, I had to admit their music was listenable, really listenable.  It was not exciting, but it was really pleasant.  I found myself looking forward to seeing the show.

The show opened with Brett Young and Kelsea Ballerini.  As a singer, Brett Young is huge – literally.  He stands about 6’6″, making him the biggest performer I have ever seen.  While he sounds good on the radio, I had some issues with his live performance.  Hopefully, as he matures as an artist, his live delivery will improve.

This was the second time I had seen Kelsea Ballerini perform.  The first time was when she headlined her own show at the Wiltern.  She was good then.  She is better now, as her performance skills keep improving.  I thought she did a great job, though I did want to scream in frustration just before she began her performance, as her band let loose with an ear splitting, bass laden screech that drove me to drive my fingers into my ears in a desperate act of self-preservation.  Thankfully, the blast of noise ended as she took the stage and did not return.  She did a great job, and she sounded great.  I look forward to seeing her again.

Then it was time for Lady Amazing.  I was ready to relax and just enjoy their performance.  I was not ready for just how much I would enjoy it.  Nor was I ready for just how great they sounded or how energized their performance was.  Lady Antebellum was off the charts good.  While I still do not understand their name, I do understand what makes them great.  They are not a female let group.  They are not a male led group.  They are not at war.  Charles Kelley and Hillary Scott are great singers individually, but when they sing together, it is magical.  I doubt I have ever heard better harmonizing between male and female voices.  Without meaning to gush, I was truly stunned by how much I like them and the show.  They were just amazing, with a capital A.

I am not sure why this had not come across to me when I heard them on the radio or played their recordings.  Maybe it was the addition of the horns section to their band for the tour.  Maybe it was their return to the stage after a two year hiatus.  Maybe it was Charles Kelley strutting around and not missing a note.  Maybe it was the fact that they were at the iconic Hollywood bowl, ticking off one of their bucket list items.  Maybe it was some of their new music, which I really like,  Maybe it was the concert mixes of their material.  Maybe it was the fact that I love live music, but I doubted that was enough to change my perspective.  Whatever it was, they were a different band than I expected before they took the stage.

Before they finished their first song, I was hooked.  By the end of the second song, I knew I would never change the channel again when I heard them on the radio.  By about the tenth, I sat their wishing I could see again in the very near future.

Gloom Lifting

6/24/17

I spent all week planning to have breakfast with my PCA Los Angeles Region buddies in Calabasas today.  Calabasas is just past Woodland Hills, arguably the hottest part of the San Fernando Valley.  I wanted to take the 911 to breakfast because Calabasas is the gateway to some of the best canyon drives in the Santa Monica Mountains.  The 911 has been cooped up on freeways and city streets for some time now, and I wanted to get it out, get the Targa top off and cruise a canyon and Pacific Coast Highway, just to enjoy a summer drive through Malibu on the way home.

The valley was one of LAs first bedroom communities.  Its growth was fueled by cheap land, cheaper homes and Bing Crosby crooning about making the San Fernando Valley his home.  I have spent the vast majority of my life, including the past 29 years, living in West LA.  Pam and I did live in the valley for the nine years before that, though.  I have essentially forgotten that portion of our lives.   That is not to say that I do not like the valley.  I do.  I just like it in the fall, winter and spring.  If possible, I avoid the valley in the summer, as it is just freakin’ hot.  So hot that just touching the hard plastic steering wheel in my old Porsches if they were parked in the valley in the summer could cause third degree burns.

Still, I really wanted to take the 911 to the valley on this morning.  The thought of the canyon cruise and the trip down PCH with the ocean to my right was compelling.  All I could think about  were waves crashing,  breezes blowing and the sun shining.  The big question that had haunted me earlier in the week was the weather.  In the summer the valleys are about 20 degrees warmer than the coast and about 15 degrees warmer than where I live in West LA.  The 911 does not have an air conditioner, which means that every time I stop moving it gets really hot inside the car if the temperature crests 78 degrees, which it does in the valley by about 8 AM almost every summer day.

The week started hot, really hot.  So hot that Palm Springs topped out at 122 degrees one day.  Calabasas topped out at 94 degrees Wednesday afternoon.  Even though I would be out of the valley by mid morning, I started sweating just thinking about driving the 911 in that heat.  Consequently, I began to fixate on weather forecasts.  I watched them on TV.  I looked them up on the internet.  I listened to them on the radio.  They all predicted a cooling trend by the end of the week.  No doubt that the weather forecasters have gotten better, but many times they forecast the storm of the century which only manages to dump a whopping quarter inch of rain.  So I do not always believe the temperature forecasts.

I do not know why I got so worked up over it.  It would either be too hot or not.  And it’s not like I did not have a great fallback.  My air conditioned Porsche Cayman GTS stared me in the face every time I walked out my front door.  It is my favorite car in which to navigate the twisties.  But I wanted to take the 911, and I did not want to be schvitzing too much as I waited for the street lights to turn green.

It turns out that I did not have to worry about it.  The forecasters were right.  The temperature plummeted, especially at the coast, which ended up blanketed in a dense layer of fog.  Most of the America, and maybe even the world, think that LA has perfect beach weather in the summer, all summer.  They conjure up picture perfect postcards depicting the sun shining with beach goers relaxing, tanning, or surfing.  Those of us living in LA know better, as we understand that despite sunshine inland, the coast can be bathed in a marine layer.  We call it June Gloom, which has nothing to do with the kids finishing the school year, but has everything to do with the fog that sits on the coast.

Today’s marine layer was so thick that it extended all the way to Calabasas.  The drive to out was cool, fast and easy.  Breakfast, at Lovey’s Deli,  was fun and relaxing, and I saw lots great cars and lots of friends.  I parked my 911 next to Keith’s McLaren, thinking they looked like they belonged next to each other.  Kind of a yin and yang thing.  The food was good and the conversation better, but I did have a tough time deciding between the scrambled eggs with corned beef and the cinnamon roll French toast.

Soon it was time to leave Lovey’s and get on with my drive.  As I had opted for the corned beef and scrambled eggs at breakfast, I felt somewhat deprived, so before I left I bought a chocolate chip Danish made by Bea’s bakery, something that I had not had in years, but something that sparked a long forgotten memory.  By then the sun was shining, and it was getting warm.  I took my Targa top off and left, driving north to get to Malibu Canyon, the road I was going to take back to PCH.  As I headed up Malibu Canyon, I looked up and there it was, the marine layer, just nestled on the low peaks of the Santa Monica Mountains, which top out at just about 2,000 feet in that area.  Gone were my fears of schvitzing as I drove.  In their place were fears of shivering and actually using my heater on a summer day.  Frankly, I half expected the low clouds to schvitz on me.

Thankfully, I stayed dry, and the drive back was great.  I made a quick stop on PCH to get a few pictures, including one of my favorite structures on PCH, which looked good shrouded in fog.

In all, I drove just over 60 miles.  They were great miles.  The 911 was made for these roads.  It cut its teeth on these roads.  Too bad  there were a lot of cars not made for these roads ahead of me, slowing me down.  But that did not matter.  I kept it in second and third whenever possible, with the engine revving around 4,000 RPM, generating nice sounds.  I had a huge grin on my face as I made my way home, with the June Gloom lifting with each mile I drove.

Chris Stapleton At The Forum

5/13/17

Pam and I had tickets to see Chris Stapleton at the Forum.  Unfortunately, Pam was under the weather the day of the show, so I went with Kim, my younger daughter.  I am lucky that Kim, at 29,  still wants to spend time with me, and we have several interests in common, including cars and exercise.  Many times we see the world the same way, and Pam likes to quip, “There they go, four arms and one brain!”

Our musical tastes, however, are not the same.  Pam and I love country music.  Kim, not so much.  And she had had very limited exposure to Chris Stapleton before the show.  So I was excited we were going, but I was a little concerned that she might not connect with his music.  It turns out I shouldn’t have been.

We got to the show early, partly because I hate traffic, partly because I love opening acts, and partly because our tickets included a few pre-show extras, like whiskey tasting, something Kim and I seem to have in common, too.  Once we had our whiskey, we got some food, settled into our seats, and waited for the first opening act, Lucie Silvas, to begin.  While we waited, I wondered why Lucie Silva was the opening act.  Lucas, one of my co-workers who was also going to the show, had played a snippet of one of her songs the other day, and I could not get a handle on the genre.  Nor could I fathom how her music fit within the musical space inhabited by Chris Stapleton and by The Brothers Osborne, the second opening act.  Days after the show ended, I found out the relationship, but by then I didn’t care.  Lucie Silva is an excellent musician.  She has a great voice, and she put on a great performance.

The Brothers Osborne are not a mainstream country act.  Neither is Chris Stapleton.  Though both get labeled as country, The Brothers Osborne, and to a lesser extent Chris Stapleton, can be labeled as outlaw country acts.  What is interesting to me is that traditional Nashville has embraced them.  Of course, traditional Nashville has loosened quite a bit from the original outlaw days of the 70s and early 80s personified by Willie, Waylon, Johnny, Merle, Kris and others.  While the loosening is way more noticeable in the hip hop and rap infused, bass laden “country” songs put out by the likes of Sam Hunt, Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan and others, it is also noticeable in the rise of alternative acts like Chris Stapleton and the Brothers Osborne.  While I bemoan the former, I cherish the latter.  As far as my musical tastes go, Chris Stapleton and The Brothers Osborne are right down the middle of the fairway.  I was excited to see both of them perform.

I saw the Brothers Osborne last year when they opened for Miranda Lambert at the Greek, and they were great.  At the Forum, they just killed it.  They came out and were spot on from the opening notes to the closing ones.  They have a unique sound, a unique style.  It’s not mainstream, but it sure works for me.  I hope to be seeing them more in the future.

Which brings me to the reason I was sitting in the Forum, Chris Stapleton.  Like many artists I enjoy, Chris Stapleton is genre conflicted.  When someone asks me what kind of music I like the best, I usually respond, “Americana.”  That response usually results in a puzzled expression.  That’s because Americana is not a pure form of music.  It is a mélange of genres, including country, roots-rock, folk, bluegrass, rhythm and blues, and blues.  Americana artists range from household names like Bruce Springsteen,  Bob Dylan, Bob Seger, John Mellencamp, John Fogerty, Mumford & Sons, Bonnie Raitt and The Band, to more obscure artists like The Old 97s, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Lucinda Williams, Roseanne Cash, Robert Earl Keen, and Neko Case.

To call Chris Stapleton a country act, which he is for award categories and cocktail party conversation, is a gross miscategorization.  Chris Stapleton is a quintessential Americana act.  He is equal parts bluegrass, southern rock, outlaw country, country blues and probably a host of other genres.  His music resonates with me completely.  He plays the kind of music that I just like to listen to with my eyes closed and absorb without any distractions.  And that is what I did at the Forum.  I sat there with my eyes closed and listened.

Chris Stapleton is a musician’s musician.  His performances was pure, unadulterated, raw, and I was able to shut my eyes without missing a thing.  He was totally focused on delivering high quality music,  No gimmicks.  No shtick.  No selfies.  No cameras.  No glitz.  Not many words of introduction.  No costume changes.  No strutting.  No playing to the audience.  Not even too many guitar changes.  Just a steady stream of absolutely perfect music.  Eric Clapton, arguably the greatest guitar player and musician I have ever seen live, is not an entertainer, either.  He is not dramatic.  He is not flamboyant.   What he is is good.  Damn good.  Chris Stapleton comes as close to Eric Clapton in terms of pure musicianship as I have ever seen.  He was just that damn good.

I loved the show.  So did Kim.  I felt bad that Pam did not get to go, but that, not that I need it, just gives me a good reason to see him again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Buttonwillow Raceway!!!

5/26/17

I left my house at 4:20 AM to drive to Buttowillow Raceway Park located on the 5 north of Bakersfield.  I had signed up for a high performance drivers education (HPDE) event sponsored by the Los Angeles and CCCR Regions of the Porsche Club of America (PCA).  As my Cayman GTS ate up the miles, my nervousness increased, and  I kept asking myself, “What was I thinking when I signed up for this?”  In reality, I am not a racer.  Nor am I a fast driver. Nor do I have the need for speed.  Yet there I was pulling into the Buttonwillow parking lot.

The ride to Buttonwillow was not without issues.  As I was driving up the Grapevine, it was tough going.  There were lots of trucks.  There was lots of mist, enough to make me use my wipers for miles.  There were lots of times I really had to focus to keep my eyelids up.

The night before, I had decided to eat breakfast on the road, and I located a McDonald’s somewhere near Lebec, just past the top of the Grapevine, as that was about halfway to Buttonwillow.  As I was driving, Lebec came and went, and I never saw the exit for the McDonald’s. Oh well.  I figured I would find another one, and I did, right near the 5 and 99 split.  So at about 5:45 AM I pulled off the 5 and made my way to McDonald’s, expecting it to be just about empty.  It wasn’t.  There was a bus parked in the lot and hordes of teenagers were inside of McDonald’s, making it an absolute zoo.  Apparently, this was the end of their grad night celebration, and I was just lucky enough to arrive right after them.  As I was a little tired anyway, I stayed in the car and  took a short nap.

I woke feeling refreshed and noting that the teenagers were beginning to leave McDonald’s.  I went in, ordered, got my food, and went back to my car, planning to eat as I drove.  I decided to set the Nav for Buttonwillow to see how much farther I had to go, and as I was exiting the parking lot, I looked at the Nav and realized I was in the McDonalds I located the night before, though it was nowhere near Lebec.  Feeling sheepish, I got back on the 5 and proceeded to Buttonwillow with a short stop for gas a few miles from my final destination.

As I entered the parking lot at Buttonwillow, I kept reminding myself that I have a modicum of track experience.  I took a class about three years ago which was given at the Streets of Willow track, near Mojave.  It was fun, but in terms of learning it was pretty useless because I did not receive enough instruction and spent most of the day driving around by myself, making the same mistakes lap after lap.  Two years ago I spent two days at Porsche Sport Driving School at Barber Motorsport Park in Birmingham Alabama.  I had a blast and learned a lot about weight distribution and transfer and car handling,  though my learning may not have been as great as I thought at the time, as I was following the line set by the instructors on each lap.  I had a feeling today would be different, as I would be driving without a leader to follow and my skills as a lemming would not be useful in the least.

I parked my car and made my way to check in.  Thankfully, I saw Randy, one of my PCA LA friends, and he walked me thru the check-in and set up process, which was a good thing because I was  essentially clueless.  In theory I was prepared.  I had taken care of the requisite car inspection at Marc’s shop, which resulted in a new set of front brake pads, a couple of weeks earlier.  Thanks to my PCA friend, Jason, I had learned which direction we were going to drive on the track and had watched YouTube videos to get a feel for the track layout.  Thanks to discussions with others, I had brought a roll of blue painter’s tape to mark numbers and protect some areas from rock chips and debris.  I was a little taken aback when the check in volunteer asked me for my driver’s log book.  I just looked at him and said, “What log book?”  I felt a sense of relief once the volunteer went on to tell me that they were giving them out to those who needed them.

With check in finished and log book in hand, Randy helped me tape my car.  My number was “8,” so I had to create the number “8” on the hood and on each door with the painter’s tape.  Once that was done, I put tape on more random places because that is what everyone else was doing.

It takes an unbelievable amount of work and planning to put on a HPDE event.  All sorts of volunteers, from event organizers to corner workers to instructors, are required.  Run groups, meaning those cars on the track at the same time, are created to ensure that newbies are not mixing it up with experienced drivers.  There were four run groups the day I was there, and each run group had four lapping sessions spread out over the day.  The schedule was planned to the minute because track time is a scarce commodity.  I was a proud member of the White group, meaning I was expected to be slow and I was required to have an instructor sitting in the passenger seat when I was on the track, which was a blessing to me.

Soon it was time for the drivers meeting, which consisted of lots of discussion about the track, the direction we were going to be driving (clockwise), rules, regulations, flags, passing zones, etc., etc., etc.   Yes it was dry and boring, but it was absolutely necessary.  The main purpose of the meeting was to ensure that all drivers were on the same page and to ensure that we all understood how to get thru the day safely, something I was very happy about.  Depending on the run group, there were various passing zones on the track.  I paid particular attention to this because I was confident I would need to know what to do when another car wanted to pass me.  I assumed I would have no need to pass anyone.  I was right.

My instructor, Loren, a fellow PCA Los Angeles Region member, was amazing.  I had met him before at a PCA Los Angeles dinner event to generate interest for the track day.  The dinner was sponsored by the PCA Los Angeles Region, and they spared no expense as they held it at a Shakey’s Pizza Parlor.  Obviously, I did not go to the event for the pizza.  I went to get a better understanding of the tack day.  The main benefit was speaking to the various instructors that were there.  Loren talked a lot to me about the track, his philosophy while on it, and the fun he has had learning to drive around it.  He stressed smoothness and precision, and his thoughts resonated with me.  I was fortunate that he was my instructor.

My first lap was sketchy at best.  Apparently being a lemming at Barber had not prepared me for solo a leaderless trip around the track.  While I did not take too many risks, I was way off the line most of the way around, despite a steady stream of instructions from Loren, who was gracious enough keep his comments positive.  Out of the corner of my eye, though, I did catch his right foot moving towards the floorboard on multiple occasions as we made our way around the track.

In total, I drove about 80 miles on the track, and I improved throughout the day.  As I did, my speeds improved, too, though speed was not my main goal.  I was actually really good on two or three of the more technical portions of the course.  For a couple of these sequences this had more to do with Loren’s teaching, which included hand drawn pictures to illustrate where I needed to be than it had to do with my ability, though there was one sequence I just had an instinctive feel for and nailed it just about every time around.  What was really eye opening for me was how hard it was to stay focused for an entire lap, let alone a 25 minute lapping session.  As a result, I was way less than spectacular on some of the less technical portions, and more than once I wanted to head off onto a coned off section of the track.  I could not believe how mentally challenging this experience was.  I have no idea how professional race drivers do this for hours.  Clearly, I need to learn how to maintain my focus for longer periods of time before I do this again.

I do not have the desire to be really competitive on the track.  My goals were to enjoy the experience and to learn.  Thankfully, I do not see them changing any time soon.  Others have far different goals and desires, up to and including wheel to wheel racing.  I could clearly see how the pursuit of speed can cost thousands of dollars.  There were many track cars there, having been towed from various parts of California.  There were also highly modified cars that were still street legal but not meant to be driven on the street.  Lots of money had been spent on these vehicles, way more than I want to think about.

Of course, part of the reason I am skeptical about the cost to improve cars for the track is that I already have an amazing track car, at least by my standards.  I do not think it would be a misstatement to say my car will always be a better track car than I am a track driver.  My mid-engine Cayman GTS is just a spectacular car to drive on the track, and for an all around road and track driving experience, my Cayman is hard to beat.  Sure, its brakes could be beefed up and sure it could have better tires and maybe a retuning  ……

As I shortened the lifespan of my reasonably new tires and new brake pads during the day, I realized that I had no reason to have been nervous that morning.  I experienced a  freedom on the track that cannot be duplicated on a freeway, a street or a back road.  I have pushed it a bit and have had wonderful times on the canyon twisties, but those roads still have yellow lines, opposing traffic, limited forward visibility, bicycles, and steep drop-offs.  Paradoxically, I learned that the race track is a much safer environment and a lot more fun.

Afterwards, everyone wanted to know how fast I went.  The simple answer was I do not know.  My attention and focus needed to be way up the track not directly in front of my car and definitely not on my dashboard.  Everything came at me faster on the track than on the road.  Looking down at the speedometer would have been a bad idea at best and a horrible idea at worst.  I did catch a glimpse of the speedometer on a couple of turns and noted that I was in the mid 70s which meant I was going significantly faster on the straights, though the speed in the turns was much more exciting.

So I had a successful day.   I met my goals.  I had a great time.  I learned where to position my car on every part of the track without being a lemming.  I drove safely at high speed for long periods of time, which warped my perception of it dramatically.  Several times when I was driving home I thought we were just crawling along and could not understand why everyone was driving so slowly.  When I looked down at my speedometer, I was surprised to see I was going well over 80 miles per hour.  Ironically, as I noted how close together each car was and I watched the antics of the other drivers, I felt much less safe on the road than I had all day on the track.

How Kühlt Is That?

5/7/17

Luftgekühlt.  It’s German for air cooled.  It is the name of one of the largest air cooled Porsche shows in the country.  In many respects it defines a life style, as it relates to an era that ended almost 20 years ago when Porsche stopped producing the 993 version of the 911.  After that all 911s were water cooled and had radiators, something many die-hard Porsche enthusiasts just could not tolerate.  As a result, it’s an era that is still fervently celebrated, and one that, like oldies radio, continues to have an audience.

I am a newbie as far as the Porsche marque goes.  I got my first Cayman just under four years ago.  I leased it because I just did not know what to expect.  I found it to be a great car, and even though I had had BMWs for about 30 years, it made me forget them entirely.  About two years ago, I turned it in and bought my current Cayman, a 2015 GTS.  I love that car, mid-engine, radiator and all.

As I got more and more into Porsches, I joined the Porsche Club of America (“PCA”).  I went to my first PCA event, a breakfast at the Spitfire Grill in the Santa Monica Airport, about six months after getting my first Cayman.  I went, but not without lots of trepidation, mainly because I would not know anyone but also because I had a Cayman, not a 911.  It turned out that there had been no reason to be nervous.  I was welcomed from the outset and so was my car.

It was during a PCA volunteer gathering the day before Luft 1 that I first heard about Luftgekühlt.  Many of the PCA old timers were speaking in hushed tones about an upcoming Air Cooled show, saying it would be epic.  They were also saying it was supposed to be under the radar because the organizers were concerned that they did not have enough space to handle the crowds.  The organizers were right.

The show was at Deus Ex Machina in Venice.  I went to the show.  The venue was too small, but the show was great.  There were people and cars everywhere.  That was when I started getting into air cooled Porsches.  And, yes, the show was epic.

As I was driving home, I called Pam, who is generally unimpressed and usually disbelieving anytime I combine epic and Porsche in one sentence.  She asked me about the show and wanted to know if it was EPIC.  I told her all about it.  Then I asked her if being in Venice, hanging out with lots of Porsche fans made it epic.  She said, “No.”  Then I asked her if seeing a large number of air cooled Porsches made it epic.  She said, “No.”  So I asked her if meeting Magnus Walker made it epic.  She did not bother to respond, and her silence told me that it did not.  Finally, I asked if it was epic that I stood a foot from Patrick Dempsey.  Her sudden intake of breath told me she thought that was epic.

I could not go to Luft 2, and I was too busy mourning the loss of my newly acquired 1977 911 S to a car fire to even think of attending Luft 3.  But I really wanted to go to Luft 4, which was held the first weekend in May, because I now have two air cooled Porsches, a Blue 1969 912 Targa and a  Silver 1974 911 Targa.  Of course, I submitted pictures of  both to the organizers.  They are great cars, but neither is show quality, as they are both drivers.  Needless to say, and most likely because I was way too late with my query, I never heard back about my cars.  Thanks to my high school friend, Marc, a Las Vegas Region PCA member and Jason, a Los Angeles Region PCA member who was organizing volunteers, of which I was one, at the event, I did get my 1974 911 into the parking lot reserved for air cooled Porsches that did not make it into the show.  I felt pretty good about that because that lot had sold out before I got around to signing up.

My volunteer job initially consisted of traffic control, which I was doing so well that I was told by the police to get out of the street.  After I was safely ensconced on the sidewalk, one of the event organizers told me that they had some extra room in the show lot and said that if I saw a cool car or two to send it to the show lot.  I looked at him and asked, “How about mine?”

So my 1974 911 driver made it into the show and it actually got several compliments while I was standing nearby, taking lots of pictures to commemorate the event, knowing  that most likely I would never have another opportunity like it again.

At its core, Luftgekühlt is a Cars and Coffee event.  Yet it is so much more.  If I thought Luft 1 was epic, and I did, using epic to describe Luft 4 would be like saying Mount Everest is tall.  No words come to mind to label it, but Über Epic may come close to doing it justice.

The locations where Luftgekühlt shows are held can be labeled Industrial Chic.  The Luft 4 location, in and around Brouwerij West in the Port of Los Angeles, was no exception.  Even without being filled with Air Cooled Porsches, the location itself was stunning.

The cars in the show were spectacular.  Sure, many have been on display before, but seeing them in this location was amazing.  From the restored 1951 Class winning Le Mans 356 to the 959 used in the Paris-Dakar event to the series of all types of 911 RSs, which were white and parked in a column, the event had more than its share of museum quality cars.  The cars on display outside the buildings in the show lot were drivers.  Great cars, either stock or custom, that showed off every type of Air Cooled Porsche imaginable.  Like mine, they were working cars which any of us would cherish.  And if that were not enough, there was the air cooled lot, which contained hundreds of air cooled Porsches, the vast majority of which could have been in the show lot.  As I walked around, I could not help but smile.  If anyone asked me, I would have said that I thought about 50% of all the air cooled Porsches in LA were on display.

On top of the location and the cars, the food vendors and craft vendors had a great assortment of things to eat or buy, making Luftgekühlt a completely satisfying experience.

As a result Luft 4 was a runaway hit and deservedly so.  People, whether or not they are Porsche owners or PCA Members, love Porsches.  Based on conversations with various volunteers, it was estimated that about 6,000 people attended the show.  I spent several hours directing traffic and managing the inflow of cars into various parking areas, and from that time and by just looking around, I would say that estimate may be on the low side.

One of the truisms I have coined is, “Nothing ruins a good time like success.”  I know Luft 5 will come around.  I do not know where it goes from here, but I am looking forward to finding out.

 

Breakfast of Porsches

4/15/17

I usually reserve one Saturday of the month for breakfast at the Spitfire Grill at the Santa Monica Airport.  It is an informal affair, unaffiliated with any organization, and really meant more for catching up with Porsche driving friends than anything else.  This month there was a conflict, and I opted to forego the Spitfire.  Instead, I had breakfast with the PCA LA Region at the Porsche Experience Center in Carson, primarily because it was the inaugural breakfast at the 917 restaurant, which is located on the second floor of the Experience Center.

We met in the parking lot at 8 AM for some informal conversation.  There were some great cars there, including a nice mix of air-cooled and water-cooled Porsches.  There was even one Ferrari.  It was’t a Porsche, but at least it was a California.  After a half an hour of kibitzing, we went inside the Experience Center and upstairs to the 917 restaurant.

I wasn’t sure what to expect in the way of food,  The price, including tax, tip and MotorsportReg fees was $49, which is about 150% more than I spend at the Spitfire.  So I hoped the food would be good.  I was not disappointed.  The quality was great.  The coffee was superb.  The eggs were not powdered.  And the bacon was damn near perfect.  I am not a huge lox guy, but that looked good, too.  The reality, though,  was that the small buffet line just did not justify the price.  On the other hand, the location and view did in spades.

I sat at a table of four.  Two of the other three, Chester and Ted, were friends from the Spitfire, and the third, Tim, was a new acquaintance,  a very nice guy who had an amazing 993 incarnation of the 911.  Our conversation was interesting and for the most part centered around Porsches and work.  The table we picked, like most of them in the restaurant, had an amazing view of the track at the Experience Center.  When we first sat down, the track was empty.  There was a nice assortment of Porsches parked just below us on the tarmac, but no one was near them.

Then we noticed some activity on the track.  Instructors and students were getting into the cars.  The Experience Center has a drivers education program, and we had a birds eye view of the learning process.  Car handling skills are a prerequisite for driving fast on a track, and the Experience Center has some great learning tools at their disposal.  We spent the rest of breakfast trying to predict how good or bad each student would do on the various obstacles.  The cost of the food, and the food itself, became a non-issue.  Just watching the students on the track was lots of fun, and worth the price of admission.

Pretty soon it was time to leave the restaurant and go about our days.  Some of the guys were hanging around the Experience Center to be driven around the track on a Hot Lap with a pro at the wheel and then have a box lunch.  I had not planned to do that activity, but I had some spare time.  Chester, one of my Spitfire cronies and an amazing video editor who has a beautiful 1984 911 Targa, and I decided to head up the road to Porsche of South Bay, as they have a decent Porsche Classics collection.

As I had driven my 1974 911 Targa, our cars looked really good parked near each other.  So we parked just outside one of the showroom windows.  We walked into the showroom.  We could easily see our cars from within it.  We laughed, called them entry level and not ready for prime time, and amused ourselves by just walking around and asking questions, generally wasting the time of those working there.

Soon it was time to head home.  There were a lot of cars on the road.  Traffic was lumpy, and we could not stay together, which would have added to the experience.  But it didn’t matter.  Our Targa tops were off.  The sun was out.  The smiles were plastered to our faces.  And, despite some slight protestations from our left legs, we each motored home in style.

 

The Pits of Long Beach

4/8/17

I decided to hang out on Saturday of the Long Beach Grand Prix weekend with another of my friends named Marc, one I have not mentioned here before.  Marc and I are rekindling a High School friendship after 40+ years because we both have a Porsche obsession.  Marc’s is for street legal track Porsches, like the 911 GT3RS, mine is for more sedate, older, air-cooled and newer, mid-engine Porsches, though I wouldn’t kick a new, water-cooled, rear engine 911 of any kind out of my garage, assuming my 912 would allow me to make room for it.

I was never a huge fan of motorsports growing up, but as I age, I find myself more attracted to it, mainly because I like cars and really enjoy sports that are technical in nature and require tons of teamwork and strategy.  Car racing is one of those sports, a sport where the vast majority of the action takes place behind the scenes or in the pits.  So I was pretty excited as I drove my Cayman to Long Beach early Saturday morning to spend the day at the track with Marc.  Marc is fairly well connected in the motorsports world, and I suspected that I was not going to have a normal fan experience.  I was right.

As Marc and I walked to the Grand Prix course and surrounding areas, we caught up on each other’s lives.  My life is pretty low key.  I repetitively go and do the same things.  I am not complaining, as I like it this way.  Marc goes to a much wider range of places and events.  Part of this relates to his business as a lawyer with some high profile clients.  Part relates to his personality.  Either way, it was great to catch up and learn what he has been up to.

Once we got to the track and the exhibits, the real fun started.  I expected Marc to be connected, I just did not realize how connected.  Marc provided passes that let us go everywhere.  So we went everyhwhere.  And everywhere we went, Marc knew someone.  Clearly, we only went to the places where he knew someone, but we did go to a lot of places.  Though it did not come close to balancing the ledger, we did run into one person I knew.  Of course, it was my other friend Marc.  So I introduced Marc to Marc, and of course they made their mark on each other.

Behind the scenes at a major motorsports event is an absolute circus.  People wander around.  Mechanics work, sometimes all through the night.  Deals are made.  Cars and tires are transported to the track from the paddocks.  Drivers buzz around on scooters.  Horns blare.  Movement is unceasing.  Sitting and standing in a couple of the hospitality areas, eating, drinking, people watching and listening to various conversations enabled me to take in all there was to see and hear.

Through it all, though, I got a sense that change is on the horizon and motorsports as we know them are about to change in a big way.  The insiders talk about costs and rules and how too few owners own too many cars.  They talk about the insane cost to sponsor a team, and the swindling number of teams in the field.  They bemoan the rise of electric car races, with their absence of engine noise, something that I think would take all the emotion out of a race,  and the aging demographics of their customers.   But on Saturday those issues remained in the background, and the party was in full swing.

I had an awesome day.  One I will never replicate without Marc.  The highlights for me were hanging out in the pits during Indy Car practice, being driven on a Bondurant hot lap before the IMSA race, speaking with Patrick Long, one of the Wright Porsche drivers from the Pirelli World Challenge series, hanging out on the starting grid ogling the Porsches, not to mention the WeatherTech girls, before the IMSA race, and watching the IMSA race in the relative comfort of a covered grandstand with a couple of TV monitors right in our line of sight.  I met lots of people, including Motorsports TV personalities, ex Formula 1 drivers, and a host of other players in the industry.  Of course, we ate for free.  Like I said, Marc is connected.

Pam and I are planning a fall vacation, and I am lobbying for a trip to Austin, mainly for BBQ and country music, but also for the ability to spend a day at The Circuit of The Americas to watch the Formula 1 race.  Maybe I can talk Marc into meeting me there…

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