Seriously Irreverent Musings

Author: hkraushaar (Page 15 of 15)

Spring Cleaning #1

3/25/16 – 3/27/16

So it turns out that Friday was a good Friday after all.  Feeling better after getting the car to start I came home Friday afternoon and began to clean the garage in earnest.  If I was a pregnant woman, my behavior would be described as nesting.  I am not sure there is an equivalent word for a guy getting a garage ready for a car.  Anyway, I moved junk and swept up dust and other stuff and eventually cleared more room for the car.  Dirt and cobwebs were everywhere, and I was an allergic mess.  Normally I would have hired someone to do this for me, but I have turned over a new leaf on this project  I did the dirty work myself.

The next order of business was to start the car.  Using the same process that Mark had drilled into me, I started the car and let it idle in my backyard for a while.  It felt good just to listen to the motor.

On Saturday, I finally worked up the courage to back the car out of the garage and down the narrow driveway to the front yard.  Once there, I broke the drought rules and washed it.  Oh My!  Washing a car with peeling paint, old rubber and partially coated wheels results in the kind of runoff to which the EPA would object.  Soon the outside of the car was pretty clean.  It still looked bad, but it was clean.

So I decided to take it for a drive around the neighborhood.  For the most part the drive went well.  And as  I backed out into the street, I kept repeating a line from the song Hot Rod Lincoln:  …but I ain’t scared.  The brakes are good, the tires fair.

The drive was a little problematic.  I think the clutch engages way too high, and I am convinced there is a problem getting into second gear, unless the gear box is always supposed to grind when you change gears.  Mark thinks that I just need to learn how to shift an old sports car, which includes rev matching up shifts.  I think the problem is more than that.  We are at an impasse until I drive the car more and get over the problem or Mark drives it and acquiesces.  It will be less expensive if my credibility continues to suffer and Mark is right.

I feel strange driving around with an unregistered car, especially in Beverly Hills where the police look critically at every car that does not fit in the neighborhood, and the 1977 Targa most assuredly does not fit now.

On Saturday I begin to clean the interior in earnest.  I wanted to use my new steam cleaner, but I could not find distilled water.  I found purified at the market, but not distilled.  One of the reasons I feel I will be successful with this project is that Mark is a good mentor.  He also is a purist.  I would have used the purified water, but he wouldn’t let me.  So I had to put off using the steam power until Sunday.

On Sunday I found the distilled water.  It’s surprising how difficult it was to find.  Anyway, I fired up the steam cleaner and went to work.  When I was done, I could sit in the car and not sneeze.  Progress.  Kimberly, my younger daughter, was at the house, and I asked her if she wanted to sit in the car.  She took one look, and even though it was really clean compared to earlier in the week, said, “Not until it’s sterilized!”

The last item on the agenda for Sunday was to go to Mark’s and get a few things for the car.  Despite Kimberly’s dissing of my car, I let her drive my Cayman to Mark’s.  She really likes putting it in manual mode and shifting with the paddles.  I was somewhat encouraged when she said learning about gear selection would be good practice for when she tackled the manual gearbox in the 1977 Targa.

Possession

3/24/16

OK, I lied.  The song lyric is wrong.  The Waiting IS NOT The Hardest Part.  At least not for me.  For me possession is the hardest part.  I had a troubled nights sleep.  I woke up early and read more posts on line and watched YouTube videos.  My car was stuck in the driveway.  My dilemma for the day was whether to leave it there or push it all the way into the garage.  Pam solved that one by saying she wouldn’t help me at 6:10 am, the time I was leaving to go to work.  She was already a little irritated by the car, and my obsessive commentary about it.  Mark was irritated with me, as I had called him after I got home from the movie last night, and he could see no practical purpose for the call, as I was not in the car.  He was right.  Pam was right.  So off to work I went.

At that time I assumed that the car would not start because I had killed the battery.  I spoke with Mark for a moment or two, and he asked me if I had a battery charger.  I said no.  He asked me if I had a trickle charger.  I said no.  He asked me if I had a jump starter.  I said no.  He said buy them.  I did.  He called me later and asked if I would have them tomorrow.  I said no.  He asked why didn’t I use Amazon Prime.  I said I did, but the items were from third parties and did not qualify for Amazon Prime.  So I would have to wait.

He went on to ask me exactly what I did while trying to start the car.  I said I turned the key.  He asked me if I pushed on the accelerator.  I said yes because nothing was happening.  He went on to say I probably flooded the engine and asked me if I knew what that meant.  I told him I did, but I am not sure he believed me.  He asked me if I ever had an old sports car.  I said no.  As an aside, this was I question I would hear quite often over the next few days.  Anyway, he than told me how to start my car.  It seems this is a multi-step process.  First,  turn the key part way so the fuel pump begins to push fuel towards the motor, which is located in the back of the car.  Second, pull up on the throttle control that is on the floor to the right of the drivers seat.  Of course, he reminded me to do this GENTLY.   Third, push the clutch ALL THE WAY DOWN to the floor.  It seems the car has a lock out mechanism which prevents starting if the clutch is not fully depressed.  Fourth, turn the key all the way to the right to engage the starter.  Never, let me repeat, never, he said touch the accelerator.  He said try it when I get home.

I went home and decided to try the process out.  Funnily enough the car started immediately.  I guess the battery was not dead.  I cannot describe just how stupid I felt.

Pam was home so I asked her to hold the gates open so I could try to put the car into the garage.  When I first described the car I was getting, I said it was called a narrow body 911.  When I look at it and compare it to my 2015 Cayman, it is clear just how narrow the car is.  Even so, I asked Pam to stand near the driveway gates to let me know if I could pass thru them without any issues.  She did, and it did.  I parked the car in the garage, feeling like way better than my action warranted.

Arrival

3/21/16 – 3/23/16

On Monday, we found out that the car would not arrive on Tuesday.  Instead, it would be here Friday, which is Good Friday this year, making it really a good Friday.  As an aside, people who know me have witnessed my need to rank things.  It started years ago with Cinnamon Rolls and Bolognese Sauce.  Anyway, I rank Fridays.  All Fridays are good, some are just a little better than others.  For example, a payday Friday is better than a non-payday Friday.  Getting my car on Good Friday, would be a spectacular Friday.  It was not to be, though.

Our garage is a disaster zone.  Our garage door is falling apart.  Until I bought the 1977 Targa, we had no reason to even go into it.  Now we do.  For the past week or so Pam has been getting quotes for replacing the garage door.  As usual, Mark has a good idea and suggests we get one with the motor on the side instead of overhead.  Thankfully, this gives me something to focus on while I wait for the carto be delivered.

On Wednesday, as I was at lunch, I missed a call from a number I didn’t recognize and there was no voice mail associated with it.  I usually ignore such calls, but this time I called back.  Turns out it was the company delivering the car.  They said that my car would be delivered between 1 and 3 pm.  I looked at my watch.  It was just about noon, and I had not received my food yet.  It would be touch and go for 1 pm, but I figured they would not be at my house that early, so I said I would be waiting.

I ate in a blur, went to the office to get my stuff and drove home.  I made it at 12:58 pm.  The driver delivering my car was not waiting for me.  So I sat around doing some emails and other odds and ends like moving stuff around in the garage; all the while getting really impatient.  Soon it was 2 pm, then 2:30 pm.  Eventually, it was 3 pm, and no car.  I called the transportation company and got a voice mail.  At around 3:30 pm my phone rang and it was the driver delivering my car.  He told me he was in Paramount and has a delivery to make and that he would be at my place in 2 hours.  It’s a good thing I agreed to be there from 1 to 3 pm.  If I hadn’t and pushed it back, he may have come at midnight.

At 5:30 pm my phone rang, and the driver told me he was outside.  I live on a busy street, especially between 5 and 6 pm.  As I go outside, I see this pretty wide truck with a towing trailer on my street.  Cars have to pass by one at a time to get by it.  I take some perverse pleasure in being the cause of some irritation.  I stop looking at the cars pass by and see my car being driven down the ramp towards the street.

Mark and I spoke about the delivery, and he said I needed to get some gas, as it probably was pretty empty.  The gas station is not far, but it is rush hour and I have to travel on busy streets to get there.  I look at the car, and wonder for the first, but not the last, time, if this car can be driven and can I actually drive it.  Starting it was a challenge, but I get it done.  The clutch is not being cooperative.

I make it to the gas station, and then I realize that I have no idea which side of the car the gas cap is on, and furthermore, I have no idea how to open the lid covering the fill spout.  I don’t even bother looking for an owners manual.  My Cayman is a Porsche and the gas cap is on the passenger side of the car.  So I assume that it is on the same side in the 911.  I was wrong.  Good thing I brought my phone with me, as I called Mark in a panic.  He tells me where the gas cap is and then explains how to get the lid to pop open, all the while reminding me to do it GENTLY.  I do so and then try to get the gas nozzle to reach across the car.  That ends in failure, so I work at restarting the car so I can reposition it to another set of pumps.  As I do so, Murphy strikes, and eight cars descend on all the adjacent pumps, leaving me blocked in and even more helpless.

Eventually I get the car moved and the gas in the car and head home.  I stop the car in the driveway and it just will not restart.  So I decide to leave it there for the night.  As I am doing this my friend John comes over to pick us up for movie night.  He likes Porsches, and used to own a great one years ago, but he takes one look ant the 1977 Targa and just starts to chuckle.  John is a very politically correct, considerate man, so he eventually says, “Well you have a lot of work to do.”  He is not kidding.

 

 

The Waiting …..

3/14/16 – 3/20/16

As the song lyric goes, The Waiting is the Hardest Part.  And that is a fact.  Too much time between the purchase and receipt of an item opens up too many opportunities for second guessing.

Mark coordinated the shipping details.  The car left on a train coming to Los Angeles.  Once here, it will be put on a flatbed and delivered to my house.  I expect the car to arrive sometime next week.  Meanwhile, I torture myself by reading about the litany of issues with the 2.7L engine.  Mark continues to remind me not to believe everything I read on line.  Intellectually, I agree with him.  But that doesn’t stop me from reading more such posts.  Of course, I also talk to a Porsche mechanic, who coincidently has a story about a guy who just purchased a 1977 911.  Turns out, he needed an engine…..

Mark also is being very good about setting my expectations for this car.  I have never bought anything like this.  The closest I have come is buying a Certified Pre-Owned BMW or Porsche.  While these cars are used, they come with WARRANTIES and only one previous owner.  The 1977 Porsche is not a low mileage car.  In fact, it has over 100,000 miles on it.  So Mark reminds me of what I am getting, a raw, air-cooled Porsche that is nothing like my Cayman.  I appreciate what he is doing.  I am not sure if his motivation is make me feel better or to eliminate as much post purchase bitching as possible.

We talk about tools, some of which I have bought, and the improvements I need to make to my garage, which are numerous.  We also talk about the differences between needs and wants.  I may want to be restored to a 100 point concours specimen, but I do not need it.  I may want a total engine rebuild, but I, hopefully, do not need it.  And so on and so on.

On Saturday I have breakfast with several friends who are also Porsche owners.  There was one guy who showed up and didn’t know any of us.  It was fun to meet him and talk about his cars. He came in a magnificent air-cooled Turbo.  That was a nice car to ogle, but what really endeared him to me was that he had a 1977 911 he used a daily driver, something I had never considered, but something that really boosted my morale.

The week ended with the hopes of the car arriving next Tuesday.

 

Swap Meets and Insurance

3/6/16 – 3/12/16

Interesting week.  It started out with a trip with Mark to the Literature and Toy Show Swap Meet in Anaheim.  It was really too early for me to go, but Mark needed some parts, and I thought it would be a good introduction to the world I was about to enter.  Obviously, I had no idea what I was looking at.  Well, maybe I was a little more knowledgeable than that, but not by much.  Mark kept talking about getting a set of cookie cutters.  I wondered why anyone would sell cookie cutters at a car parts swap meet, but I didn’t say anything.  A few minutes later I learned that cookie cutters are simple, less expensive wheels that came on Porsche 911s beginning in 1973, as an alternative to the more expensive Fuchs wheels.  It turned out that there was a set for sale, but they were sold a few minutes earlier.  We walked around some more, and Mark bought some other parts.  I bought an old Parts and Technical Reference Catalog for 911s.  I know I need it, but every time I open it, more of the spine breaks.  I hope this is not an omen. 

I started thinking about risk of loss this week.  Not the loss of money because I overpaid for the car or because it will cost me more to fix than I could ever sell it for, but the literal risk of loss of the car while it is in New York and while it is being shipped to me and while it is in my garage in California.  Just as I was thinking about this, Mark called and, out of the blue, said I needed to be thinking about insurance.  This opened a pretty large can of worms.    

The 1977 Porsche Targa is a collector car and needs specialty insurance.  The kind to get is Agreed or Guaranteed Value, which pays the agreed, non-depreciated, value in case of a loss.  The first thing I needed for the insurance policy was the VIN number.  I got it and, being the curious sort, I looked on line for how to decode it.  It turns out that the VIN on the car precedes the current format; hence, it was a lot shorter.  I looked up the VIN coding and could easily determine that my car is a 1977 Targa S and that it is car 1,522 our of 2,747 Targa S’s made in 1977.

Armed with the VIN, I called my main insurance carrier to see if they offered insurance on collector cars.  They did, through American Collector.  I called them and discussed their policy options and my needs.  The good news was that the liability limits they offered matched the liability limits on my current auto policy, which meant that I had no gaps in coverage before my umbrella policy kicked in.  The bad news was that they had issues with covering the car before it was in California.  In fact, they did not want to cover it at all as it made its way out here.  After some negotiating, they agreed to cover the car in transit but at a 20% deductible.  This was unacceptable to me so I called Hagerty, which is the biggest player in this market.  The good news was that Hagerty would cover the car as it made its way here.  The bad news was that they did not offer a policy that matched my liability limits, and it left me with a sizeable gap in my coverage on my umbrella policy.  This was even more unacceptable.

So what did I do?  I wish I could say I took the American Collector insurance policy because I would have been cheaper and easier, but I didn’t.  I opted for the Hagerty policy.  Then I called my normal insurance carrier and changed my liability limits on my auto, homeowners and umbrella policies so that they would match the limits on the Hagerty policy.  It cost more this way, but the other good news is that I have an unlimited number of tows included with the Hagerty policy.  I hope I do not have to use them. 

 

1977 911S Targa – What To Do?, What To Do?

2/29/16 – 3/5/16

Mark and I spoke about the car many times this week.  Mark has a wealth of knowledge, and I am very happy to learn as much as possible.  During the week he counsels me about what to do with the car.  The options, while numerous, come down to a single basic choice.  Do I want to restore the car or modify and restore it?  I spend the week going back and forth about this.  I spend time searching the internet for articles about the 1977 911.  I read more about its shortcomings, which I have referred to previously.  I look at lots of pictures to get more ideas.  It seems that many people have customized their 1977 911s and turned them into hot rods.  Others have changed the body style to make them look like earlier models.  Some have kept them looking the way they were intended to look. Much to my wife’s amusement, I even went as far as setting up a Pintrest Board to track ideas.  As I vacillate between restoring and customizing, Mark reminds me that lots of workarounds exist to fix the engine issues and that I should just focus on what I want out of the car.  I tell him, mostly in jest, I just want to be able to get most of my investment back.  But he makes a great point.  What do I want out of the car?

A few things become clear as I ponder the options –

  • I want a car that is fun to drive (not necessarily fast, just fun)
  • I want to keep the car looking as it did originally
  • I want to add some performance to the engine, but maintain the original 2.7L Flat 6
  • I want to upgrade the suspension for better cornering, without making the ride too uncomfortable
  • I want to lower the car somewhat to get a more aggressive look

While these goals may change as I get into the project, I am comfortable with them for now.

 

 

1977 911S Targa – Buyers Remorse?

2/28/16

After a night with a slight amount of buyer’s remorse, I mentally committed to the project.  Mark, my mentor,  and I exchanged several emails with respect to the car I purchased, as well as several of the ones he was in the process of restoring.  I have to admit, the car is not much to look at.  It is a Peru Red 1977 911S Targa.  The paint, from what I can tell in the couple of pictures sent by Mark, is shot.  The body looks pretty good, though many cosmetic items need to be fixed.  The car is currently in New York.  It has over 100K miles on it, but the engine runs and is not leaking oil, a very good sign.  The car has a five speed manual transmission, the 915 per Porsche numbering scheme.  It is a serial matching car that has been in the proverbial barn for the past several years. Prior to that its history is unknown.

Mark queried me on my mechanical prowess this week.  I successfully answered his questions with one word – NONE!  I am capable of looking at mechanical things and diagnosing issues, but I have not done much in the way of fixing things.  That is about to change, and I am both excited and anxious about it.  I will also need to get the garage ready for the 911, starting with the driveway gate, which does not open sufficiently to allow a car to pass through it because the neighbors shrubs are impeding the gate from opening all the way.

Porsche Sport Driving School

It is about 4:30 in the afternoon on the second day of my Performance Driving class at the Porsche Sport Driving School.  We are back in the classroom, wrapping up the program.  I am feeling great because as the song lyric goes, I’ve Had The Time Of My Life.

 

I can hardly believe that it was just two days ago when I was driving down Highway 65 from Nashville to Birmingham, with a detour to the Jack Daniels Distillery.  My wife and I went to Nashville to celebrate our 35th anniversary, listen to country music and eat barbeque.  I was settling into the 200 plus mile drive to Birmingham, brimming with excitement.  Not because I had just left my wife at the Nashville airport.  Not because I was done listening to live music and eating barbeque.  Not because I was driving a Hyundai Elantra rental car.  A car I had been in for four days and still could not locate in a parking lot.  A car I had trouble starting because it was built with the ignition on the wrong side of the steering column.  A car that had a piece of the dashboard that always came off in my hand when I reached out to release the emergency brake, which was not where it should be, an act I did unconsciously throughout the trip.  No, I was brimming with excitement because my destination was Barber Motorsports Park, home of the only Porsche Sport Driving School in North America.

 

I had enrolled in the Performance Driving course as a 60th birthday present to myself.  It was sort of an indulgent present, but with the Nashville trip and some shopping for my wife as the quid pro quos, I was good to go.  At least, I thought I was.

 

To be honest, I was also a little nervous on the way to PSDS.  I am not a racer.  I never will be.  I had taken my Cayman out to the track for one day about a year ago, a day my Cayman proved that it was a far superior car than I was a driver.  I like to think of that day as its Carmitzvah.  The car manned up, and I was stuck in adolescence.  After doing some research on PSDS, I felt that it was a better program than the one day program I did a year earlier, and I developed several of goals for myself.  I wanted to improve my overall driving, better understand car handling, run laps in a competent manner on a major race track, and decide whether my next Porsche will be a Cayman GTS or a 911.  I also wanted to avoid making a fool of myself in the eyes of the other participants.

 

As it turned out, I should not have been nervous in the least.  The PSDS is a professional program with high quality instructors whose capabilities are amazing.  Porsche has put a lot of thought into the course and the teaching process.  Everything is geared to each participant’s level, and the instructors try to group students with similar skill levels together.  Most of the other students in the class were there for the same reasons as me, sans the decision about their next Porsche, and I felt really comfortable and easily made many new friends.

 

Barber Motorsports Park is an unbelievable place.  The grounds are extremely well maintained.  The track is about 2.4 miles around with 16 turns.  It is challenging and well laid out for Porsches.  The fact that the track has lots of elevation changes just makes it more interesting, and also amps up the need for Dramamine, which was readily available all over the facilities.  Finally, the Motorcycle and Lotus Racing Car museum is off the charts.

 

The course is a combination of short classroom lessons, simple exercises, including auto cross laps, wet skid pad driving, braking and accelerating laps and heel and toe downshifting, and lapping sessions on the track, where we drive behind an instructor.  The first day and a half is used to build skills for the final lapping sessions and hot lap on the afternoon of the second day.  The technique the instructors use is repetition.  Every chance they get, including when ferrying us to the exercises barber3and lapping sessions in a van, they go around the track talking about each braking zone, corner entry point, apex and exit, and acceleration zone.  When the instructors lead the lapping sessions, they speak into one way radios, which broadcast in our cars, repeating the same information and pointing out what we are doing well or need to improve.  This approach makes learning the nuances of the track manageable.  It also makes it reasonably easy to increase your speed and capabilities.

 

During the first day, I progressed pretty well until the final lapping session of the day.  During that session, I got really frustrated because I kept losing time on the three corners setting up the front straightaway.  At that time I learned the hard way that a 911S cannot catch another 911S on a straightaway, leaving me with the problem of how to get my line right going into the straight.

 

The night after the first day, PSDS treats us to dinner with the instructors.  It is lots of fun.  The instructors are professional drivers, with engaging personalities and interesting backgrounds.  They were very open and easy to talk to.  I spent some time discussing my issues and getting more advice.

 

The second day is when we pick up the speed.  I was happy to discover that I knew the track much better thbarber2e second day, and as I got my line right and got more comfortable in the cars, my speed picked up very naturally.  By the end of the final lapping session, I was really pleased with my progress.  I had most definitely accomplished all my driving goals.

 

The hot lap with the instructor driving was the icing on the cake.  Thankfully, it was the last thing we did.  If it had been first, I would have been terrified.  After miles and miles at increased speed and a greater understanding of just how good these cars are, the hot lap, at about 90% of the limit of the car, was a perfect way to end the course.  I was relaxed throughout the lap, even if the car got a little loose in some corners.  I loved it.

 

Speaking of the cars, we drove a Panamera Turbo, a Boxster GTS, and a 911S on the track.  They were all great.  If you have never really exercised your Porsche, or someone else’s Porsche, you should.  These machines are wonderful examples of high performance, handling and strength.  After attending this class, I cannot stress how happy I am that I have one.

 

So did I accomplish my goals?  Absolutely…Well almost.  I improved my driving.  I had a much better understanding of car handling.  And I had competently run laps on a major track.  When I left I had failed to accomplish my last goal, though.  I loved the time I spent in the Boxster GTS on the auto cross and the track.  The car, which reminded me of my Cayman, is awesome.  Unfortunately, the 911S was just as amazing in slightly different ways.  I loved my seat time in it.  At that time I was really confused.

After I got home, I continued to waffle between the Cayman and the 911.  Then on the way down from an Angeles Crest Highway PCA run I found myself at Downtown LA Porsche drooling over a 3 month old CPO Cayman GTS.  In that instant I knew with absolute clarity what the right choice was.  So while there is a 911 in my future, it is still a ways away.  This is good news because as the slightly modified lyric in one of my favorite Country Music songs goes, The Road Goes On Forever and The “Porsche” Party Never Ends………

1977 911S Targa – Decision

2/27/16

I made the decision to purchase a project car, a 1977 911S Targa.  The 1977 911 is considered a narrow body Porsche.  It is also considered the 911 with poor performance and reliability.  In the mid 70’s Porsche was not investing in the 911, in fact they wanted to discontinue it.  The future of the company was supposed to be with the 928 and the 924 models, both more traditional front engine cars than the rear engine 911.  It was also the time of increased government regulations that attempted to inhibit emissions.  The 1977 911 suffers from both of these trends.  The US smog control system used a thermal reactor, read secondary burner, to reduce emissions.  The thermal reactor was not well insulated and the excess heat generated by the unit caused serious reliability issues with the engines.  In addition, the stock 5 blade fan was notoriously weak as a cooling fan.  The issue manifested itself with head studs pulling out of the crank case, causing the engine to fail.

Despite these short comings, I really like this car.  The body, despite the big bumpers, has nice lines and is much smaller than today’s 911.  The car is at the bottom of the Porsche 911 price curve, with pre-1974 models and post 1977 models commanding much higher prices.  As this is my first attempt at anything related to restoring a car, minimizing my entry cost was a necessity.  The car is technologically challenged.  By that I mean it is pretty much an analog device, not too far removed from the hot rod garage mechanic era.  The benefit of this is that I, hopefully, will be able to do lots of the work myself with a minimal set of tools.  Lastly, the car runs.  It does not require a total rebuild, but it needs lots of help.

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