11/10 /16 – 11/13/16
Pam and I went to New York with John and Kris. For Los Angeles natives they know New York really well, mainly because their kids lived there for a couple of years while working or going to school. Pam knows New York a little bit. She has been there a couple of times over the past couple of decades. Despite the fact that my father was from New York, I know the least about it, having not been
there since the summer of 1968, at the same time the Chicago Eight, later known as the Chicago Seven, were arrested in Chicago for demonstrating at the Democratic National Convention. Our vacations the past five years or so have consisted of beaching ourselves on either the island of Maui or Hawaii and just chilling in the tropical heat, something at which I am decent and something at which Pam excels. This year we wanted to make a change, and Pam said she wanted to go to New York. Neither of us felt the need to go for a week, so we opted to go for a long weekend, and thankfully John and Kris quickly said they would love to go and act as our tour guides
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Even though it was going to be a short trip, and maybe because it was going to be a short trip, planning our activities was difficult. We had a lot of Sunday morning, post workout breakfasts with John and Kris where the primary topic of discussion was where did we want to stay and what did we want to do in New York. They answered the first part, as they like to stay at the London, a nice hotel in mid-town. We readily agreed with that choice. The second part took more time and discussion. Being the supportive husband I am, my contributions were consistently simple, as I kept repeating, “I do not care what we do. We should do whatever Pam wants.” This was a true statement, though at some point I added, “Except for seeing Hamilton, as those tickets are just too expensive, and no play is worth that much money.” Obviously, lots of people disagree with me on that assessment.
After some give and take, we worked out a sightseeing plan that included the 9/11 Memorial, MOMA, Central Park, Times Square, Lincoln Center, Chelsea Market and the High Line. Then came the hard part, selecting the play and the restaurants. Besides not wanting to see Hamilton, I only made one request with respect to the play. I wanted to see a matinee because I have a bad habit of falling asleep in plays, even matinees. Embarrassingly, I once fell asleep watching a matinee of Phantom of The Opera, which was not easy to do. Of course, we decided to see an evening performance and then have dinner afterwards. Oh well. When it came to restaurants, Pam and I abdicated to John and Kris, saying we would be fine with whatever they selected.
For a long time I put off thinking about New York. It’s not that I didn’t want to go. It was just that I did not have a compelling reason to do so. So after the New York planning was over, Pam and I spent the summer and early fall going to a series of concerts. We also had an amazing return trip to Nashville, where we spent an extended weekend eating some great southern food, speaking on the radio (again), buying some cowboy boots, playing around on some cool Marine armament, watching a Tennessee Titan game, and, of course, spending an inordinate amount of time in the bars listening to country music.
Finally, it was time for me to focus on New York. I wanted to go. I wanted Pam to have a great time. I wanted to be with our friends. I just had no idea what I wanted to do there. Sure, I wanted to see the sights we planned on. Sure I wanted to see the play. Sure I wanted to eat at the places we selected. I just wasn’t sure the benefits of seeing and eating outweighed the hassles of being in New York, with its over the top costs and traffic, both auto and pedestrian. About a week before the trip, I figured out what I wanted to do in New York, and it dawned on me that I wanted, really wanted, to go there.
We flew into New York on Thursday, two days after the election. Getting into the city was a mess. Landing at rush hour didn’t help, but then every hour is rush hour in NYC. Having Donald Trump land at LaGuardia a couple hours before we landed at JFK didn’t help either, but it gave us something to talk about besides the traffic.
In a nutshell, the trip was fantastic. John and Kris were amazing tour guides. They got us on the right subways, got us off at the right stops, and shepherded us to everything we planned. We enjoyed all
the sights. We enjoyed the play we saw, and with the help of a couple of Pam’s elbows, I managed to stay awake through 99% of it. And, we enjoyed the food we ate at the restaurants they selected. We were thankful that they orchestrated reasonably warm, dry weather, which enabled us to walk with impunity all over the place, see the leaves still changing colors in Central Park and watch the retailers getting their holiday windows ready. Moreover, I relished the fact that they even humored me with respect to the New York experiences I really wanted to have, which included walking on Mulberry Street, eating Pizza (Lombardi’s and Ray’s), eating Corned Beef (Carnegie Deli which is closing its doors at the end of the year) and eating Bagels (No Name Stand in Chelsea Market).
Of course, no trip goes completely as planned. This time the unexpected events made the trip even more special and memorable. After dinner on Thursday night, we walked over to Trump Tower to see what was happening. Despite our advanced ages, we were all too young to have participated in the anti-war protests during the 60s and early 70s. So when we arrived outside of Trump Tower, our long dormant boomer genes awakened. Our memories of Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, and Tom Hayden and Co. resurfaced. Our inner radical personae kicked in. And, just for shits and giggles, we joined the protest, though in our case it was more fauxtest than protest. I guess it was a bucket list item for me and maybe everyone else. We all had fun, and it was pretty obvious that Pam loved it.
On Thursday night, the NYPD was still allowing one lane of traffic up and down Fifth Avenue. By Saturday, Fifth Avenue was blocked off to cars for four or five blocks, making the usual crazy mid-town traffic insane. While Pam and Kris shopped, John and I had fun strolling up and down the middle of Fifth Avenue. To me it was no big deal, but to John it was mind boggling, as he has always seen bumper to bumper traffic there.
Additionally, I had the unexpected opportunity to sample some ridiculously priced tequila. This was made possible by an Amex promotion at the hotel which gave us free money to spend in the restaurant and bar. As we had little reason to spend any money there, the highest and best use of the promotion was to sample the tequila, which was expensive and quite good.
Last, but not least, was our unexpected trip to the Lego store at the Rockefeller Center. After I got over the postage stamp size of the ice rink and the immense size of the Christmas tree adorned with scaffolding, enabling the workers to decorate it, I announced that I wanted to go into the Lego store. Pam, Kris and John found this amusing. Frankly, so did I. I am too old to have played with Legos in my youth. Our girls were never interested in them so we have never had them in the house, and we have never gone to LEGOLAND. But Lego recently came out with a 2,700 piece scale model of a Porsche GT3, and, given my Porsche obsession, I really wanted to see one. So they all humored me some more, and in we went. Even though it has a somewhat exorbitant price tag, I have a feeling I may see one again in the near future, most likely long before I see New York again.
At first I was frustrated because I wanted to continue to drive the 912 to work a couple of days a week but did not feel comfortable doing so, even though I left the driveway in it a few times only to feel the niggling in my head and return home. Then I was frustrated because I couldn’t get it looked at. Then I was frustrated because I had to juggle too many cars in the driveway when Kimberly, my younger daughter, stayed over. Then I was frustrated because I took it to my renegade Porsche breakfast and everyone concurred that it was running, or at least idling, well, everyone but me that is. Then I was frustrated because I found out I have to spend a boatload of money to get a good baseline analysis of the 912, something I had already done somewhere else. Finally, I was frustrated because I still thought the problem was electrical or fuel related, not engine related, and I did not think the baseline would find that.
ch was actually lots of fun, and headed down the hill, figuring it would be the easy part of the drive. It was, but I noticed that the engine was stuttering as I was driving down the hill. Not a good sign. I ignored it, but the niggling started up in my brain again. Drove to the market. Then drove home. On the ride home the engine stuttered again. I put it in the driveway, covered it and forgot about it for the remainder of the week.
am and I saw Keith Urban perform during his Los Angeles stop as part of the Ripcord tour. On the day after the show when my coworkers asked about it, I honestly answered, “It was life changing.”
I wanted to see Keith Urban, but my main motivation for going was Maren Morris. I was more than willing to buy the tickets to hear her perform “My Church” live, even if that was the only song I heard the entire show. I connected with that song the first time I heard it. It was love at first hearing. I was coming down Beverly Glen, one of the canyon roads in West Los Angeles, after driving for several hours with my Porsche buddies all over the twisting back roads of Malibu. I noticed that my trip odometer had just hit 100 miles for the day, and I noticed that my thermometer was showing an outside temperature of 100 degrees. Thinking to myself that “100 Miles of Fun, 100 Degrees of Sun” would make a great title for something, I stopped the car on a side street so I could take a picture of my dashboard to document it. Just as I took the shot, “My Church” came on the radio. I loved the overall sound, her voice, and the lyrics, especially the lyrics. There I was sitting in my Porsche after driving 100 miles for fun, and Maren Morris was singing about getting holy redemption when she puts her car in drive. My jaw dropped. I couldn’t believe it. She had expressed exactly how I felt on a daily basis. I was hooked.
Some shows are special. Some artists are special. Some crowds are special. Thursday night Keith Urban was special. Until Thursday night at Staples, I had never experienced a show in which a performer came close to matching any of my experiences at a Bruce Springsteen concert. That changed on Thursday night. Until Thursday night, listening to Keith Urban’s songs on the radio had been fine, but nothing special. His songs have always been pleasant, well produced and enjoyable, though they have never been compelling. On Thursday night that changed, too. I will never be able to listen to his songs the same way again. Apparently, all I needed to do to connect, really connect, with a Keith Urban song was to experience him perform it live. Either he has improved tremendously as an artist or I was just really dense when I saw him six years ago because I did not have this reaction then.
In our ceaseless search for new and exciting adventures, Pam decided we should go to see the mass pumpkin carving and art show called “Rise of The Jack O’Lanterns” at the Convention Center. What could I say? Of course, I thought it was a great idea. I mean I went to see the 40 foot bunnies invading downtown earlier this year, so looking at a bunch of carved pumpkins sounded great. In reality, I think it was just an excuse to get me to go downtown on the Metro Link, so I can enjoy the kitschy surroundings on the way there.
I grew up in Los Angeles. Until recently downtown was a ghost town on the weekends. Not anymore. There is lots to do and lots of people are downtown every weekend. There are even people paying lots of rent to live downtown, actually outnumbering the ones who live rent free. So we went downtown, accompanied by Kristin, as John was on a tour de national park with his brother in law, Don. The ride downtown was fine, despite the fact that it was crowded enough that I had to stand just about the whole way. Thankfully, the antiseptic smells were muted, no other smells were wafting inside the cabin of the car, and no one was talking to themselves or yelling at other passengers.
were lots of pumpkins, something on the order of 5,000 of them, all in various states of decay. The smell of pumpkin was palpable and concentrated due to the indoor nature of the event. It was dark enough in there that I had to be careful not to run into people and strollers, especially strollers, which were left indiscriminately in my path. Speaking of paths, the event literature mentioned that it would take about 45 minutes to walk the entire path, and advised all visitors to visit the facilities before starting down the path. I envisioned we would all be walking in the same direction, just flowing thru the exhibit following the person in front of me. The reality was that there was no path. Sure going in and out was not allowed, but I could walk any way I wanted and see the exhibit in any way I desired. Knowing my proclivity for taking shortcuts through museums and other exhibits, Pam and Kris put the kibosh on that, and I was relegated to the rear, as they negotiated the “path.”
This was an interestingly difficult event to produce. It was in the Convention Center for four days. It’s hard to imagine carving 5,000 pumpkins, but they did. And then two weeks later in Pomona they do it again. I have no idea how long it takes to carve a complex design on a pumpkin. I remember how long it took me to carve simple faces on pumpkins in my youth and with my kids. For me the time consuming and tough part was creating a design to fit the face of the pumpkin I was carving. I always believed that there was a face waiting to be exposed in every pumpkin, it just took time to see it before I started. Of course, the face I was carving was just a motley collection of squares, circles and triangles. Even so, I never had a plan in mind before I saw the pumpkin. I guess if you know the face you want to carve, you can pick the right pumpkin, but the thought of selecting the right pumpkin out
of a sea of 5,000 of them overwhelms me. In any event, I was pretty impressed with the skills the carvers possessed. They are artists, in the same sense that sand castle builders, and ice sculpture builders are artists. Their works are ephemeral, but they are masters of their process and their craft.
fter intense criticism of their somewhat prophetic, and shockingly tame, anti-Iraq war sentiment in 2003. The result of expressing that sentiment was an absolute shit storm. The consequences of which were their banishment from Country Radio, their creation of a genre neutral masterpiece of an album titled Taking The Long Way in response, their loss of a fan base, and ultimately, their retreat from touring. When Pam noticed that they were going to play at the Bowl this year, there was no doubt in my mind that we were going.
art of the allure of the Dixie Chicks show was that they played well known songs, making the show a great big party. Sure they added a few unexpected covers of songs by Dylan, Beyoncé, yes Beyoncé, Patty Griffin, Ben Harper, and, of course, Fleetwood Mac. In addition, I thoroughly enjoyed the bluegrass instrumental version of “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On it),” another Beyoncé song. But the majority of the show was a trip down memory lane for me. There were no highs and lows, just one flawless song after another. Shockingly, there was one costume change, albeit a simple one, after which Natalie proclaimed that this was the first tour with a costume change in their history. If pressed, I would say I liked the acoustic series of songs when they played seated and informally interacted with the crowd the best, but “Sin Wagon'” “Goodbye Earl,” “Ready To Run,” “Wide Open Spaces” and “Cowboy Take Me Away” were show stoppers, making any ranking close to impossible.
Because I couldn’t really see out the front window it took me twice as long as usual to get to the Shell station a few blocks away, where I was meeting Mark, When I got there, he was already waiting. I gassed up and then realized that I had forgotten to adjust my tire pressure the day before and wanted to top off the tires before we tackled the curves. Unfortunately, the air compressor was out of commission at the Shell station, so I figured I would deal with it in La Canada, where we were meeting to start the drive.
Mark and I took off down Robertson so we could get on the freeway and head east towards downtown on the way to La Canada. Mark, who loves to hammer his accelerator any chance he gets, surprised me by opting to go behind me, claiming he had no sense of direction and needing me to lead. Big mistake. My car was still littered with moisture, and as we left the gas station, most of it flew off my car and landed in his convertible. Oops.
The drive up Angeles Crest to Newcomb’s Ranch, where we stopped for a rest break, was sublime. There was very little traffic. The bicycles were few and far between. Our run group leader, Alan, was effectively using a walkie talkie to alert us as we came up on the riders. The motorcycles were few and far between and mostly well behaved, except for two nutcases who passed through our run group at high speed, cutting most of us off in dramatic fashion before disappearing up the road.
We left Newcomb’s and headed up Angeles Crest towards Wrightwood. The road was empty; the sky was blue; the gravel was flying….literally. It turns out that Angeles Crest was being repaved just up the road from Newcomb’s and there was loose gravel everywhere. We slowed down, spread out and, for what felt like an eternity, made our way past the construction zone. Eventually were back on smooth pavement and cruising into Wrightwood. Even though I am a native of Los Angeles, I frequently forget that there is a 7,000 foot summit just a few miles from downtown Los Angeles. I remembered in a hurry during the drive, as we tackled turn after turn on the way up before dropping down into Wrightwood for lunch.
d home. The drive organizer had provided us with several routes home, but none of the drives was part of the planned outing. Mark and I formed a small group of five cars that were interested in taking the twistiest route home. This was unchartered driving for us, and despite the clear directions, we missed every turn point on the route, even with the cars with navigators in the passenger seat leading. Given the speed at which we were driving, this came as no surprise nor did it impede our enjoyment. We drove on Big Pines Highway, Valyermo Road, Fort Tejon Road, Mount Emma Road, Angeles Forest Highway and Big Tujunga Canyon. For the majority of the 60 odd miles we were the only vehicles on the roads. And what roads they
were. Nice straights. Nice sweeping corners. Nice tight curves. Roads that were made for sports cars. Roads that were made for Porsches. Roads that were made for fun. We did nothing stupid, but we went as fast as I ever want to drive on backroads. My Cayman, like the rest of the Porsches, was just amazingly precise, balanced and agile, making the drive an absolute joy.
ew we were in for a loud night when the pre-show music was playing so loud it hurt my ears. Dustin Lynch is not a big country star, but he has some great songs, including Cowboys and Angels, Small Town Boy Like Me, She Wants a Cowboy, and Seein’ Red. Modern songs that still sound country. And then there is She Cranks My Tractor with lyrics that rival those of Sugar, Sugar by the Archies. Despite the sparse crowd, Dustin played a high energy opening set. At times, though, I had to put my finger in my ear, it was just so damn loud. His performance has made fans out of Pam and me, even if he did look a little like Justin Bieber in a cowboy hat.
ver. Frankly, I heard and loved all those songs, but my interest soared once the first notes of Girl Crush filled the Forum. Girl Crush is a simple song musically. The instruments provide background sound at best. The song works because of the quality of its lead singer, Karen Fairchild. And she delivered the other night. I cannot tolerate singers that can only produce quality songs in the studio. The real test for me, is how they sound live. Karen Fairchild did not disappoint. She was amazing.
ad of rap and hip hop. So we were really ready for the opening act, the Swon Brothers, an act we had seen on The Voice and liked. Overall, the Swon Brothers did an okay job. It is obvious that they are not experienced performers, but that was not really an issue for us. The real issue was the sound. It was not mixed properly and the vocals were drowned out by the remainder of the instruments. If I wanted to hear an instrumental, I would listen to jazz or classical music, but this is country, and the lyrics are what it’s about. The other issue, which had less of an impact, was the staging for Carrie Underwood. Instead of the traditional stage running across one of the small ends of an arena, the staging for Carrie Underwood ran the length of the arena floor, meaning the stage was about as long as a basketball court. To make it more interesting for the fans, the band plays within a circle that revolves giving a front on view to all seats for some period of time. This staging does provide for more fans to get a better view of the performers, but you need to have a big enough band and be on stage long enough to take advantage of it. The Swon Brothers looked like they were victims of a shipwreck huddling on a lifeboat floundering in a big sea. They were just lost. Mercifully, they played a short set. Pam and I would most likely see them again, but not anytime soon.
cited to go in the 912 because I had just spent more money having stuff fixed last week, and the car was running well. I had taken it into the shop during the week because Dilthon, one of my co-workers and an air-cooled VW guru, listened to my engine and proclaimed that the carburetors needed adjustment. Instinctively, I knew he was right. The car was still not running well.
higher RPM.
at. The 912 had lots of pep and pulled smartly at 4,000 + RPM. It really was like driving a different car. The drive back home started out just as great, but the tach was bouncing around crazily. I thought the tack on the 912 was mechanical, but in fact it is electronic. As I was heading up the 405, I felt the engine miss briefly. I shrugged it off. I convinced myself that it really didn’t happen and kept
on going. Then I noticed it again. Even though I wanted stay on the freeway all the way home, I knew better. So I moved over to the right lane and kept driving. Then I noticed it again, all the while the tack was going nuts.
ot more about Porsches than I do. Of course, I could have called any number of my PCA friends, as they all know more about Porsches than I do, but David has been around Porsches for decades and I had Porsche Club politics to discuss with him anyway, so I thought it would be efficient to call him. He said the wacky tacky actions were probably related to an electrical issue, and that most likely the car stopped running for the same reason. I had been thinking it related to the fuel pump or fuel filter. Either way, he didn’t think it was a serious mechanical issue. After our call, I jiggled the connections between the coil and the distributor and they all seemed ok. I tried to start the car again but had no luck.
on the street overnight, something that is illegal on my street. The city said I could not get an overnight permit, even though my car would not start. Instead, they said put a note in the front window explaining the situation. I asked if that would prevent a ticket, and they said it should, but to take a picture of it with the note in it just in case I received a ticket and had to fight it. I did that, going as far as taking three pictures and emailing them to myself to establish a timeline for my defense. Pam laughed at me because the first note was handwritten and pretty hard to read. She was right, and I typed one on the computer. Thankfully, I did that before I put it in the window, took the pictures and emailed them to myself.
nections. This time I noticed one of the wires on the coil moving a little. I pushed it back into place, hopped hopefully into the car, turned the key and ….. it started!!! I was in shock. It ran like shit for a few minutes and then was fine. Despite the absolute lack of technical, mechanical skills involved and the absolute simplicity of what I did, I felt pretty good about fixing the car.